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This week's column:
U.S. Turns Clocks Back, Gets an Extra Hour to Bomb the Fuck out of Afghanistan

Archives: Click the month to expand the listing:

January
- January 7, 2001 - Happy new year!
- January 14, 2001 - Meat inspector wannabee on the prowl!
- January 21, 2001 - Who drinks Baja Rosa?
- January 28, 2001 - A "behind the scenes" movie...
February
- February 4, 2001 - Show a writer love...
- February 11, 2001 - It's almost Valentine's Day...the Leafs need a shot in the ass!
- February 18, 2001 - The Paperless One is still "showin-a-writer-love"!
- February 25, 2001 - Everyone Loves Australians!
March
- March 4, 2001 - Greenpeace Infomercials tug at Paperless Heartstrings
- March 11, 2001 - Rodgered by Rogers...Bell ExpressVu update
- March 18, 2001 - Tie Domi's big movie debut?
- March 25, 2001 - High-Speed Net Access for the Paperless One?
April
- April 1, 2001 - Philadelphia Fan Falcone's True Plans for Tie Domi (warning - graphic!)
- April 8, 2001 - My brakes, and why I should blame the government for them
- April 15, 2001 - My Chrysler, or why everyone hates mechanics
- April 22, 2001 - The Quebec Summit and the SECRET AGENDA!
- April 29, 2001 - Survivor spoiler! Beware!
May
- May 6, 2001 - Tie Domi becomes the topic of THREE COLUMNS in one year!
- May 13, 2001 - The adventures of a border crossing...
- May 20, 2001 - Emo-core rides again, cowboy!
- May 27, 2001 - Macarena'd to death?
June
- June 3, 2001 - Guest Subliminal Ad - Jontue
- June 10, 2001 - What timing!
- June 17, 2001 - The Internet - a home for CULTS!!!
- June 24, 2001 - Mouse Pads on Sale This Week Only (& more F1 links than you can shake a $50 official Ferrari stick at)
July
- July 1, 2001 - 39 signs you may be eating too many Corn Flakes...
- July 8, 2001 - A subliminal BBQ ad? You be the judge.
- July 15, 2001 - The Blair Bitch Project
- July 22, 2001 - Another BBQ gone wrong...
- July 29, 2001 - Heinz-Harald walking on the track?
August
- August 5, 2001 - Febreze is the spray of LUCIFER (my dog told me)
- August 12, 2001 - Snakes and Whoppers
- August 19, 2001 - The Old Altoid Blow Job tale...
- August 26, 2001 - Another subliminal ad...
September
- September 2, 2001 - Hank the Virtual Coke Rep
- September 9, 2001 - Kangaroo Poo
- September 16, 2001 - World Trade Center commentary
- September 23, 2001 - Advertising in the wake of TERROR
- September 30, 2001 - It's raining porn
October
- October 7, 2001 - CNN scares a nation into submission
- October 14, 2001 - Twins (the separated at birth archive)?
- October 21, 2001 - Why isn't it a holy war?
- October 28, 2001 - U.S. gets an extra hour to bomb the fuck out of Taliban
November
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