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The True Conspiracy Theories Behind the Great Wall of Quebec

April 22, 2001

Georgie, no matter what he says, don't drink da water!Coincidence, or was it done on purpose?

"The Great Wall of China, it's so big it's seen from outer space"

- Jello Biafra, "Great Wall" (Dead Kennedys - Bedtime for Democracy)

 

The latest location for no fewer than 30 world leaders to meet and discuss a new world of trade is occurring this very moment in the Grand Old City of Quebec.   The city seemed like an appropriate choice for such an event to take place, as the symbolism of the Great Wall of Quebec set a perfect backdrop for the erection of another Great Wall - that being the Great Wall of chain link fence and police in riot gear to stand off against potential "troublemaking protesters".  

I'm sure that everyone remembers the last trade summit that happened in Seattle, right?  After all of the press that this event got, is it surprising that NO ONE has a clue in regards to what went on at the meeting?

Axl, we love you!!!In that case, you won't be surprised to find out that this edition of "SUMMIT OF THE AMERICAS" has come and gone, with the vast majority of press being given to stories of water cannons and rubber bullets rather than the secret deals and schemes that went on, on the OTHER side of the fence.

It's almost as if these "distractions" outside of the fence were actually orchestrated with the full endorsement of the superpowers inside.  After all, with every news network so desperate to pick up a quick story, the convenience of making one available to them without having to actually dig very far is very appealing.  The concern over a free country becoming a "police state" is much more of a hot topic than what backroom deals were signed over the weekend by the leaders of most of the countries in the Western Hemisphere.

A few news reports emerged, with carefully crafted slogans like:

At the final session, Prime Minister Jean Chrétien said the 34 leaders at the Summit of the Americas have given a "clear and unequivocal commitment to democracy."

What does that mean anyway?  It sounds to the Paperless One as a threat to little nations like Haiti, whose governments aren't as slicky disguised as democracies like the U.S. and Canadian governments are.  If little jerkoff island countries want to play with the big boys, they are going to take a lesson from the world's "superpowers" and start covering up the things they do!

The Illuminati, yesterdayEvery time leaders get together in droves to discuss a "New Trade Zone", a "United Global Economy", or a "Back-Scratching Circle Jerk of World Leaders", the word "ILLUMINATI" doesn't exactly struggle to roll off one's tongue.  Not being a master of conspiracy theories myself, the Paperless One has compiled a list of some external links for you to check out.

THE PILGRIMS OF SAINT MICHAEL

The Pilgrims of Saint Michael firmly believe that the nucleus of all evil stems from those who control the monies of the world, whom we generally refer to as the International Bankers. But one word we seldom here about, much less understand, is the Illuminati.

The Illuminati are elite men, those on the top, who control the International Bankers to control, for evil purposes, the entire world. Their agentur are bred, educated, and trained to be placed behind the scenes at all levels of government. As experts and advisers, they mould government policy so as to further the secret plans of their masters. They lure people away from God by offering them money, the world, the flesh, and the devil.

http://www.illuminati-news.com/

The Illuminati News offers theories from everything from how Freemasons run the country to new concerns on such "Utopian Globalism" as the Summit of the Americas.

http://members.nbci.com/jmlr/

One World Order - should we be letting it happen?  (Contains numerous links)

The leaders shake hands and laugh at how easy it is to trick a populace!Remember, kids.  For every mirror you look into in a public washroom, there's a Freemason on the other side, watching you!  Or was that a marketer, attempting to "study the behaviour of your demographic"?  Either way, someone's plan worked, and as a result, we will never know what went on beyond the water cannons and tear gas, and someone is laughing their ass off that we are such a gullible and easily manipulated lot.  As a populace, we were especially easy to walk over this time:  since "the news" in Canada has been nothing more than a series of brief tidbits during the intermission of NHL Hockey playoff games, we were even more accepting of hearing nothing.  

I hope the New World Order has a place for Scott Stevens in exchange for helping out!

See ya next week, when I hope to be the bringer of some good news regarding our Leafs!  If not, there's always another world trade conspiracy to write about!

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