Web Changes & Additions
July 6, 2003
Paperless is back in its freshly painted digs with a new
October 3, 2002
Paperless is back after a summer hiatus...we blame the
lack of hockey!
May 7, 2002
Paperless calls on Youppi! to help celebrate one year of
May 5, 2002
Paperless continues to write about
Youppi! for at least one
week, with no foreseeable end in sight. Paperless also celebrates the
Leafs guarantee to be in the playoffs at least as long as they were last year,
prompting the continuation of GO LEAFS GO banners in each day's Scribble.
May 4, 2002
The almost-one-year-old Scribble has its own site -
www.egulphy.tk! Paperless also
officially pulls the plug on MELVINS LAND, moving the
Listserv FAQ to this site.
March 19, 2002
TWO YEARS OLD!
November 3, 2001
Hundreds of visitors per day find www.egulphy.com to have had a jihad declared on it...
October 27, 2001
Added a gallery of TERROR LINKS.
October 14, 2001
Added a gallery of EVIL TWINS.
July 2, 2001
Added an archive of SUBLIMINAL ADS.
June 18, 2001
egulphy.com has an online
store?!? Who would wear shirts with Egulphy on them, anyway? The
answer to that question, we hope, is this:
SUPERMODELS and FAMOUS PEOPLE.
It worked for Scientology, now buy
some of our stuff!
June 11, 2001
The Paperless One puts up a post-race Scribble
(or three) about the Grand Prix.
May 31, 2001
Absolutely hooked on the Epinions thing. Check it out
and join for yourself! Tell them Egulphy sent you, and make millions of
$$$ ranting on the Internet. Rate anything from Cosmic Catnip to your
favourite hockey arenas, and visit to find reviews on products before you shell
out large sums of money on them. There are no better reviewers than those
who didn't get something for free from the company, if you know what I mean.
April 29, 2001
Predicting the Survivor outcome yet again. If it's not
right, we'll promise to pay more attention next year.
April 1, 2001
soul to Satan - www.egulphy.com now a
Microsoft spinoff of Salon Magazine. Look for pay-per-use features and a
slick EgulphyRadio interface!
August 27, 2000
Put up a bunch of Paperless for the
summer. We all need a holiday - especially the lazy, and those hooked on
auctions. Also, we have a domain for our auction site, www.egulphybay.com.
June 13, 2000
We here at egulphydotcom have spent hundreds of dollars at
eBay, most of it on postage!!! Check out our new postal guidelines page to make sure you're not
getting hosed for "shipping" costs that don't exist.
June 11, 2000
Egulphydotcom gets a way cool "radio
station" online. Check it out and help us program the thing -
listener input is required, or they play Britney Spears all day by
default! Also, check out The Paperless One's MP3 compilation collection,
and if your name is Scott McDougall, #12 is out!!! Also, be sure to check
out this week's PAPERLESS to find out why we can't register the domain name www.themiamirelatives.com.
June 4, 2000
Egulphydotcom used to think Metallica had "cred"...we
never thought that N.W.A. had any of the sort, but it turns out that they are
one in the same...read about these Napster rats in this week's PAPERLESS. We
also added some new FRIENDS OF EGULPHY to
May 28, 2000
Egulphydotcom gets a booth on eBay...we'll be selling all
kinds of junk, so check it out! Also, we are saddened by the outcome of the
Western AND Eastern NHL finals.
May 21, 2000
Egulphydotcom launches their first ATE
MY BALLS WEBPAGE - there are a million of them out, and for some twisted
reason, people still look at them! We offer our very first "ate my
balls" page, featuring none other than our favourite shit disturber,
Michael Moore. We also stir the pot by bringing you cutting edge news in this
week's PAPERLESS regarding a
brand new method of high-speed Internet access that is even pumped in to www.egulphy.com HQ!
May 18, 2000
Egulphydotcom auction page
introduced. The Paperless One starts out by peddling his old ICQ
number. Who wants to buy from other companies when you can buy crap from
The Paperless One himself? Be prepared for a lot of pimping - spread the
April 13, 2000
Hey! The CONCERNED
PARENTS AGAINST ROCK SITE has had a bit of a facelift. Does this mean
that it's coming back to life as well? Also added DISCUSSION
BOARD functionality to the website for you to rant and rave.
column is up too.
April 9, 2000
Although it's already Sunday, the column is finally up...no sneek
peek this week, kids! This week, we learn about what you can't sell on
eBay, and what happens when Toronto Maple Leaf fans make noise...
March 17, 2000
It's our new site...and a new domain name.