Egulphy FAQ

Q:

Is it true that Egulphy is almost 20 years old?

A:

Egulphy, yesterday Yes! Egulphy was inspired by IRON MAIDEN's "Eddie" mascot almost 20 years ago.

Although he is not as menacing as Eddie, he does possess extraordinary powers, being the successor to AJAX as the supreme ruler of the planet Crazy.

Yes, that is his middle finger sticking up, but of course he's not saying "Fuck you!". Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, kids. This guy was created by myself and a friend when we were under 10 years old. The official explanation for the finger is none other than a lack of bending capability. That's our story and we're sticking to it.

Q:

What's it all mean?

A:

Stop asking vague questions. Explore the site. Egulphydotcom is home to at least six years of Internet crap, and there's more where that came from. Egulphy has been around longer than the Internet, and loves the fact that it has become a wasteland of pirated music and porn!

Q:

Will there ever be a TV movie about Egulphy?

A:

We'd love nothing more, but only if the E-man himself was played by Charlton Heston.

Q:

What happened to that yellow BMW with the "EGULPHY" vanity plates?

A:

The Paperless One wanted a North American car that would break down on a regular basis, so he ditched the idea.

Q:

Are all of the "egulphy" references on the Internet belonging to you?

A:

We're sluts. We get around, if you know what we mean.

Q:

Is there really an "Egulphy Records"?

A:

Yes, but if you don't know me, you're not getting in the Columbia Record Club with cajones! The closest that you'll get is listening to EgulphyRadio.

It is the VOICE OF THE NOISE...

Keep asking, and we'll keep answering. Email egulphy@egulphy.com with your questions for Egulphy.