Ladies and gentlemen, inspired by the now-legendary MR. T ATE MY BALLS PAGE and its predecessors, www.egulphy.com pays tribute to one of our favourite filmmakers who seems to have escaped being a target of an "...ate my balls" website...until now! Michael senses that the balls of www.egulphy.com staffers are his if they pull off Crackers' feathers (actual photo from Detroit Crackers appearance) Michael uses Crackers' balls as a hostage in an effort to get the management of Detroit's newspapers to give the unionized employees their jobs back.
Mike whispers to his wife that the balls on their Emmy Award for "best documentary series" would be mighty tasty! Mike shows a plate of balls to Phil Knight, Nike's CEO, and threatens to eat them if he doesn't do something about Nike's underage Indonesian workforce. NOTE: Apologies to Michael Moore...we know you wouldn't really eat our balls if you saw this!
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