October 6, 2002

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October 6, 2002

We took a relaxing summer off, much like our friends in the NHL, and pondered the following:

"Are we just too cruel?"...

We were told that we were evil for pulling such stunts as publicizing photos of the "Stop This Bus" woman, and the "Japanese Maple Tree Love note" (and subsequently forwarding it to www.royaljournal.com, where it became the #1 Google search item for the term "Japanese Maple Tree"). We sat in the corner all summer and, while not watching hockey, determined that we were very cruel and unusual, and that since people have subsequently noticed this, it wouldn't stop us from doing more of the same.

Here's this week's dose of cruel and unusual punishment, brought to you by Nicoderm, the smoking patch that doubles your pleasure:

Speaking of pleasure, notice how the woman in the picture is doubling the effectiveness of the nicotine patch that is hanging loosely off of her arm by smoking a smooth green "Export A" to give her a supplementary "kick".

I get nic-fits just looking at this photo, folks, but then I remember...

Smoking is bad, and "quit smoking aids" are just as evil.

However, none are as evil as we are, and even though we didn't submit a single photo to www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com this summer, we will strive hard to return to our evil ways over the following season.

Welcome back...

The Paperless One