February 3, 2002

Where has Osama been lately?

February 3, 2002

Spacer It's been almost five months since Osama bin Laden became the most popular man in the news. Since then, talk of "the bearded one" has subsided, partially due to America wanting to get on with their lives, and partly because people realize that one who generated so much news REALLY should have been voted as TIME Magazine's "Man of the Year", no matter how politically incorrect it may have seemed at the time.

There's one area where talk (and ridicule) of Osama never dies, and that is...on the Internet. In similar fashion to David Letterman beating the shit out of a joke for months past its' expiry date, the Internet has a knack for perpetuating things (cases in point: Mahir, Good Times, the "yours is yum" girl, the "all your base" phenomenon, the "tourist guy", Libby Hoeler...need I say more?) long past the time where normal people would forget about things and move on.

Gee, Paperless...isn't that what you do?

Damn right...and just in case you haven't been keeping track of Osama, here are some links to people who have:

OSAMA'S CAVE DANCE - Apparently, Osama has been recording his very own versions of classic hits like "Stroke It", "Freeway of Love", and, our personal fave, "Pretty Woman".

TALIBAN WOMEN REVOLT - Remember them? These Afghan hotties have come out of the closet, so to speak.

E! TRUE HOLLYWOD STORIES - Inside the psyche of a terrorist with a small a-penis!

UNCLE FUCKA - This is so beautiful...starring George Bush and Osama!

LET IT SNOW - The Taliban wouldn't let a little snow spoil their training...would they?

Thanks to www.newgrounds.com for the links...