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The Rolling Stones concert you are looking to attend is currently
unavailable. The city of Toronto might be experiencing technical
difficulties with its public transit system, so you may need to hone your
aircraft navigation skills to get to Downsview Park. Remember to say
"Excuse me", as this is the only way to get half a million Canadians to
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Please try the following:
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Click the
 Heels
together, and repeat "There's no place like home!"
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If you are Mel Lastman,
remember to justify why putting 500,000 people in contact with one
another in a confined space is the most obvious way to overcome a
communicable disease that previously quarantined thousands of people.
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To see newspapers
bickering amongst themselves and causing widespread paranoia, click
www.torontosun.com and
www.torontostar.com
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If the army can get
called in for Toronto's snow removal, then certainly they are worthy of
listening to the world's
oldest living rock band.
If you would like to use the Army for crowd control, click
 Call
In The Army
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If you suspect that
this error message is due to someone having a blanket or bottle of water
on their person,
Call In The Nazis to have
this person taken care of, as it is likely their fault that you are
seeing this error message. In fact, it is likely their fault that
SARS was brought to Canada in the first place. They likely brought
a SARS-infected blanket or bottle of water on a plane from Asia,
starting this whole mess in the first place.
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Some events require
years of planning - this one took only a few weeks. If you are
looking for someone to plan your next large-scale group function in a
matter of weeks, click
Call In The Brewery
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If you are the
promoter of this event trying to protect your interests, make sure that
Mick Jagger's web browser is configured to block all media leaks and
mistruths regarding this event . Click the Tools menu, and then
click on Internet Options. On the Security tab, scroll to
the Rolling Stones section and turn security settings to "SARS
mask on all web content".
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Click the
Altamont
button if you are interested in hiring extra security for the event.
"Can't always get whatcha want"
Egulphy Explorer
Goto The Scribble
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