It's raining porn! 

September 30, 2001

Back in July, Afghanistan's Taliban oppressors banned the Internet and television.  Of course, this was not only bad news to Afghanistan Online, but to fans of "Dharma and Greg" all over the country.

Also on the banned list:

• pet parakeets
• paper bags
• nail polish
• alcohol
• playing cards
• chess boards
• neckties
• pig oil
• rolled-up sleeves
• short beards
• singing (except religious songs)
• satellite dishes
• lipstick
• photographs of living people or things
• kite flying
• laughing in public
• wearing white socks
• pool tables
• education for females over 8 years old
• pork
• musical instruments
• pornography

Whoa, there, big Taliban fella!  We can live without nail polish, but banning pornography is just plain WRONG!

For all our Afghani friends, since we can't air-drop Hustler mags on your country, we will just bring you this list of porn links:

www.fuckingfreemovies.com
www.freebigmovies.com
www.moviepost.com
www.hoap.net
www.hustler.com
www.hardcore-sex.net
www.kingdomofcum.com
www.dirtyonline.com
www.xxxvideoplex.com
www.passwordhq.com

For only pennies a day, you too can send porn to Afghanistan.  Click the form below, or I'm sending Sally Struthers out to beg you!

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