39 Signs You May Be Eating Too Much Kellogg's Cereal 

By John Harvey Kellogg

July 1, 2001

1. General debility
2. Early symptoms of consumption
3. Premature and defective development
4. Sudden change in disposition
5. Lassitude
6. Unnatural dullness and vacantness
7. Sleeplessness
8. Failure of mental capacity
9. Fickleness
10. Untrustworthiness
11. Love of solitude
12. Bashfulness
13. Unnatural boldness
14. Mock piety
15. Easily frightened
16. Confusion of ideas
17. Aversion for girls in boys; fondness for boys in girls
18. Round shoulders
19. Weak backs, pain in the limbs, and stiffness of the joints
20. Paralysis
21. Peculiar gait
22. Bad sleeping positions
23. Lack of development in the breasts
24. Capricious appetite
25. Fondness for unnatural, hurtful and irritating foods (e.g. salt, pepper, vinegar, mustard)
26. Eating clay, slate-pencils, chalk
27. Disgust for simple food
28. The use of tobacco
29. Unnatural paleness
30. Acne or pimples
31. Biting the fingernails
32. Sunken red eyes
33. Moist, cold hands
34. Palpitation of the heart
35. Hysteria
36. Chlorosis
37. Epileptic fits
38. Wetting the bed
39. Unchastity of speech and fondness for obscene stories

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